I show up at Getch and Brett is playing Black. We watch him play it for 2 hours. And he only beat one Friggen level. Granted it was the last level and it was pretty sweet. I ask Getch if he wants to hang out at the apartment tonight. He says yes and we get here around 7:30. I put on the Simpsons and it’s the Canyunero episode. I forgot how great that episode is. From 8-9 we watch the amazing race. The bitchy couple is finally gone. I swear to god she cried every episode. 10 minutes before 9 Tom shows up so we can get our daily fix of LOST. The episode is yet again amazing. I honestly don’t remember the last bad episode. They’ve been on fire. More people should watch. And if anyone’s interested I think were going to have a marathon leading up to the season finale, covering every episode. Should be money.

After Lost we start playing the Pringles game. Bouncing ping pong balls into a Pringles can. My first try I swish it, its’ like riding a bike (or your mom) I never forget. We cook up Spaghetti-O’s and I don’t eat mine I throw it away. That shit I won’t eat. Tom leaves and me and Getch watch The Daily Show, Leno, and Conan. Leno was good but Conan had on Chappelle. And I know getch isn’t that big of a fan of him but Chappelle is a laugh out loud riot. Great interview I finish the blog and we’ll probably spend the rest of the night watching TV. Fuck Yo Couch.

Batman

“Bruce Wayne, why you dressed up like Batman?” – Christopher Walken

I get back to the apartment with a sense of relief. My freshman year of college done. Enough mushy stuff, I come home and make a gallon of Lemonade. MMM Lemonade. My parents come over since my brother has a game in Bridgewater and they inspect how the place is. So I spend a lot of time cleaning up before they show up. I go to my brother’s game and he’s already out. He usually plays the whole game but he’s already out so I go back to the apartment and hang out until 5:30 when rob has his friends come over. Now they haven’t been over in a while so it doesn’t really bother me but they only have one thing on there mind. Getting drunk. Personally I think there fucking idiots that they need alcohol to actually enjoy themselves. But that’s enough about that. I don’t really want to sit around doing nothing while they drink so I head into Whitman to hang out with Getch for a while. I get into Whitman and me and Getch play some Socom. I play some of the best rounds since I’ve started playing the game. I end the game with a 12-2 round.

I get home and the place has doubled there are now about 6 guys and 6 girls and they are all yelling at the top of their lungs or so it seems. It’s like one person tells a story but someone want s to tell another story so they talk louder. But the person that was telling the original story then becomes louder than the person that interrupted. Let’s just say it’s extremely loud and I’m kind of upset. I go into my room and talk to Ruffo and Hopey online to vent my frustration. At 12:35 I go out to watch Conan because now all of the girls have left and it’s beginning to calm.

At 1 the cops come. No big surprise Rob goes out to talk to them and I go to my room to listen. Just another house call.  Rob then complains that the people below are assholes for calling. But personally I think I would’ve called if I was them too. They were ridiculously loud and they get uncontrollable when the drink. Enough of my venting. The drunks leave to go to salve regina at 2 in the morning. I get to bad around 3 since I have to go do landscaping at 10 tomorrow. Too bad they come home around 4 and call me to wake me up to open up the door for them. I shouldn’t have opened that door. I get to bed around 5.

I roll over to see what time it is thinking I have another hour to sleep. I set my alarm for 9:15 and apparently I turned it off while sleeping. It’s 9:35. I get up and quickly change to get to Lakeville to go mow lawns. It’s the first time I’ve done it since November but it’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget how to do it. The time seems to fly because I listen to my ipod the entire time. Too bad I get absolutely roasted on my arms and neck. That’s going to hurt later. I go back to the apartment shower and head into Whitman because I’m going to my cousins 1^st communion. Honestly I’ve been looking forward to this since last week because I haven’t seen my family in a long time.

Me and my father end up getting there around 4:30. I enjoy a bouncy thing, Ping Pong, homerun derby, o ya a shitload of food for me to enjoy. I have and amazing time and like nothing 8 rolls around and me and my father leave. I get home around 9 talk to Getch and then head over to his house to hang out. No one is home but us and we decide to watch a movie. We chose the Squid and the Whale and it might be the driest humor movie I’ve ever seen. I highly recommend it if u can’t find it somewhere. We watching the RHCP on SNL and they were awesome. I head home and quickly pass out since I’m exhausted from working and I have to work tomorrow morning.

I wake up at 9 watch some ESPN and then head to Abington to go meet up with my boss. We go to this really rich house in Rockland and I do a lot of edging. I found out another thing I’m not good at. It kind of sucked but the money was worth it. I get done early and spend the rest of my time in Whitman working on my brother’s ipod. It doesn’t really work so I take his ipod with me the apartment to work on it some more and I leave him my ipod. I honestly don’t know what I’m going to do without it. I spend the next several hours trying to put on songs and stuff but luckily JP and Road Trip are on so the time flies by. I talk to Brogna and he bitches at me for not blogging in over a week. I tell him to blow it out his ass. Other than a really painful shower because of the burns I honestly can’t remember what I did.

Monday I wake up and it’s my first day without having to go to classes in a long time. Summer is here and it is amazing. I spend most of that day talking to DJ Whoo kid and sharing songs that we’ve been listening to. Honestly the conversation was about 3½ hours and was pretty money. Getch comes online and tells me my movies are in. SHIBBY! I immediately head into Whitman to pick up PI, Requiem for a Dream, Office Space, and Super Troopers. I hang out with Getch and we go to Venus with Brett. It might have been the fastest Venus experience of my entire life. In and out in 35 minutes. And it was fucking delicious. I head home early cause I notice Rob has people over on his away message.

I get home and there outside playing wiffleball. I head inside and talk to Hopey while watching the David Blaine Special. They come inside and sit down to watch with me. During the end of the 2 FRIGGEN HOUR special Ruffo comes online and we talk about hanging out this week, like Thursday, should be money. The end of the special comes around and he didn’t break the record. I couldn’t believe it but then we play NHL HITZ. Quite the amusing game but they didn’t really enjoy it that much. I watch Leno and Conan when he was in Finland. Great episode. I head to bed because there are people in the living room but not before I watch my downloaded copy of Grandma’s boy. Funny movie that more people should give a chance.

I wake up and sit around and then head into Whitman to hang out with Getch. We play some Socom and he informs me he has to head to the Doctors and get his haircut but he says I should stay and hang out since he won’t be long. I beat the last 2 levels on Socom and now we have the IW80A2. SHIB IB IBBY! I try to play online but get extremely frustrated because its been nearly 4 days to long. I leave around 4 and head to Hopey’s house. Getch calls me to apologize but I tell him its no biggie since I’ll probably see him tomorrow. I get to Hopey’s and go to work on his XBOX. I take off some games and put on some new stand up and SP episodes. We get hungry and I decide on Venus. I call Tom to see if he’s eaten but he hasn’t. We go to Venus and it is amazing for the second night in a row. We head back to Hopey’s house and do some MLB 2K6 homerun derby. I get smoked by both of them and then me and tom head back to Whitman. I head to the Whitman house and begin to blog during Leno. I’m beginning to rush this because I’m running out of battery life. Gotta hustle gotta bustle gotta talk to Kurt Russell. I remember from the old Rosie O’ Donnell show. Yes, I live a sad life. Conan was awesome in Chicago. Got to go about 25 minutes left of battery.

Jurassic Park

“Hold onto your butts.” – Samuel L. Jackson

I sit around till 7 and the Amanda calls me to ask if anything was going on tonight. I tell her no but if she wants she can come over and we can hang out and talk. I don’t here from her for another hour and half so I figure something has come up. I talk to Tom online and he’s home for his birthday. He has nothing to do so I invite him over to hang out for his birfday. I go in the shower and I make it a quick one since Tom will be over soon. I get out and my phone is ringing. It’s Amanda, and she’s outside. I open the door for her and then get changed.

We hang out for a while talking about issues. We get a lot of good stuff accomplished and then Tom shows up. Now I forgot that Tom was coming over so it’s kind of an awkward moment at first but they got over it fast. We watch TV and get extremely hungry so we all pile in to Toms car to get food. I get 4 2 liters of soda, 5 boxes of MAC and CHEESE, 2 Pringles cans, 2 bag of Doritos, and a vault soda. All for about 12 bucks. Pretty money if u ask me. I drink the Vault in about 2 minutes. It taste amazing and I think its just a less carbonated Surge. Remember Surge? Well we get back eat food and watch some more TV and fool around on the computer. Amanda, of course, passes out on the couch and me and Tom go outside for Birthday Cigs.

We get back inside and I put Amanda in my room so that way we can play video games. We first do home run derby’s on Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball on N64. He wins both and then we play NBA Showtime on NBC. Listen to this ridiculous score. I beat him 68-45 with Phoenix. 23 fucking points, I didn’t even know that was fucking possible. Happy Birthday Tom, a good old ass whooping. We next play NBA Street on gamecube because I felt like it. I win that and then we play, that’s right, Tiger Woods Golf 2004. Now I don’t know if u know but this might be the video game that I’m best at. But for some reason Tom has the record for lowest round with a 47. We play two rounds and I win the first one. In the second round Tom shoots a 50 and loses by 9 strokes. That’s right for all you math majors out there I shot a 41. 9 birdies, 8 eagles, and 1 double eagle. It might have been the round of the lifetime. Tom plays some more while I talk to DJ Whoo kid online. We watch Jackass for a bit and the go to bed. Shit I forgot Amanda left around 2ish after not hearing from her for about 2 hours 30 minutes.

I wake up at 1 and sit down to watch the NFL for a bit. Getch calls me and he asks me to come over. I shower and then get over around 3. I can’t believe Reggie Bush wasn’t taken first, and Matt Lienhart was taking 10th. Me and Nick go right to the goods. At first we suck TERRIBLE. Like probably the most I’ve ever sucked at a video game. Rich shows up and we try to wean him into the game. After he leaves to go to dinner and I go back to playing competitively. I Fucking Ruled. I absolute destroy the competition. I almost get MVP for a for games but I usually finish 500 or above till about 9:30. When Amanda shows up.

That SOB fucked my rhythm up and I just start sucking terribly until I turn it off to quit. Amanda talks to Dennis and is obviously upset so me and nick try to cheer her up. We fail miserable and I think it’s my time to leave. Amanda leaves also and we leave Getch to himself. Only God knows what he’s doing with himself. I get home around 12 and talk to Hopey for a bit online and find out that South Park is on and then the movie. I settle down on the couch and watch. I’ll probably get to bed around 3-4. I’m going to set an alarm for 12 so I don’t sleep away the entire day. Fuck Yo Couch.

South Park

"Who wants to touch me? I said who wants to Fucking Touch Me?! " – Cartmen

o ya theres new Girls Gone Wild commercials…..SHIBBY!

He calls at 9 asking me to show up at 12 instead becauase he has to help his mother. Maybe he did stay up all night. Becuase he doesnt have school there is no reason for him to be up at 9. I thank him in my sleep because i didnt really get a lot of sleep so im gratefully for another 3 hours.  I wake up at 11 and shower and head over to nicks and get there around 1215. We hang out for a bit and then go to BK since we were both starving. We get our normal meals and reflect on some of the best times we've had there. Including the time we we rented beavis and butthead do america and mallrats. Might have been the changing point in our lives. Kevin Smith has played a huge role in our lives from the way we think to the movies we watch. Its amazing. What a pivotal place in our lives. Many other moments have come from BK and I owe so much to it. My amazing friendships with getch and dj whoo kid. My inevitable early death caused by there food. THANK YOU BURGER KING!

Anyways enough reflecting for this blog we get back to getchs and guess what? We play socrack. Im startign to get use to it but im still not good at it. Im way to inconsistent but that will only change with time. Mr getchell offers dinner and we accept just some noodles with butter but it deff hits the spot. I go back to the game and leave at 8 becuase i feel like ive been there long enough im sure there will be a day over the weekend when we will do that some more. I talk to Corrinne while driving since she had no one to eat supper with. I get home and watch the OC. Senior Prom. Another great episode and more great memories i think of. DOES ANY ONE HAVE A MOISTE TOILETTE? I talk online listen to music till 1130 when Leno is on.

Corrinne calls again and basically we talk for about an hour and half not raelizing when the time goes by. Ive kinda warped her mind into liking Jim Gaffigan. And hes on Conan tonight so we talk through everything except for Gaffigan. Howie is on Conan tonight and hes germaphobic stories are amazing. What a character. O ya Jeff Goldblum was on and didnt say a word. HILARIOUS! He licked Conans head. Gaffigan steals the show and does 5 minutes of solid stand up. Me and Corrinne laugh through the entire thing. And he does another episode of pale force. She goes to bed but as soon as she gets off the phone i find out Panic at the Disco is on Last call with Carson. I text her to tell her but she prob wont watch. 

Panic actually rocked it out and Kiefer sutherland is on and is a very humble actor. More than i realized. I was very impressed that he would even do Carsons show and he seems equally amazed. Then Panic kicked ass i jump on the computer to blog and listen to Panic. Corrinne calls me back to tlel me she watched the show. We talk for another 10 minutes and she goes to bed and i blog. I im chrissy since i havent talked to her in a while and catch up. I yell at her and stuff and then finish blogging im going to get up at 11 tommorow but im not tired yet. SHIT!

"Huh, so that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just FREEZE this stuff. Oh but you need a tray. That's where they get you." – Jim Gaffigan
 

I arrive there at 5 and we realize shit the bank closes at 3 becuase i need to give him money to put on his account since he only has 10 bucks on it. I relax on his bed and watch him play socom. He’s pretty good at it. I wish i had playstation 2 cause i know i wouldve gotten addicted to SoCrack. Mr Getchell asks if i want spaghetti and meatballs and i say hell yes. We eat the food and then go back to SoCrack. I ask him why he doesnt play online anymore. I plug in the internet connection and it takes about 45 minutes to set it up. He sets it up and we begin to play. Keep in mind its around 8. I get to play some and i get seriously addicted. 4 hours later its now 12 and we’ve been playing non stop and i dont know where the time has gone.

Corrinne calls and she tells me that her computer has overheated. Now for u people that leave ur computer on for weeks at a time without shutting it off. Don’t it will break. I talk to her for a bit but need to get back to my crack. She says she’ll call me later and i eventually head home around 1230. I watch Conan and Corrinen calls me back to tell me her friend is having an extremly rough time so i understand why she didnt call. She says shell call me before she goes to bed and i go back to watching Late Night with Carson. I have to say that i can see Carson taking over for Conan when Conan moves up to the big spot. I fall asleep during the end of Carson and at 3 Corrinne calls me to tell me shes going to bed. When i first talked to her at 12 she said she as going to bed soon since her computer didnt work. LOL guess not. I fall asleep shortly after i listen to my ipod to put me to sleep.

I wake up the next morning and i don t have to go to class today. I stayed in whitman so when getch calls me we can hang out and play some more SoCrack. I get gas before i come over and i grab Getch a SoBe and myself a slush and put 20 bucks in the tank. To bad it doesnt even give me half a tank now. I show up and we watch Colbert and the Daly show. During Colbet i begin to blog and after getch watches a tv show on the ESRB. The video game rating system. Very interesting. Ill prob blog later tonight. You stay classy.

I tried to blog but guess what the site wasn’t working I almost lost all my stuff but luckily I copied and pasted it all to word. After I blog we go to nicks room and play SoCrack. Nick gives up on me and I play until 10 at night. We eat cheeseburgers in between but go right back to it. Amanda shows up at like 945 when we had planned to hang out at 1 so I gave her the cold shoulder. Brett plays nba Live, Live and get smoked by some peckawood. Me and Amanda leave and I get home in time to watch leno and conan. My Dave Chappelle stand up has downloaded and I watch it instead of Lenos guests. Great stand up. I watch Conan and then sit online for 30 minutes then go into my room to read the Da Vinci code since it was the last thing I saw before I shut off the tv and I got really interested. I read for an hour but fell asleep during parts of it and finally put the book down at 3. I really enjoyed it already.

“Its funny when a girl says im going to the bathroom with my girlfriend no one thinks anything of it. But when I say Im going to get phanny packs with my boyfriend suddenly Im a gay. Thats right A GAY.” – Zach Galifianakis

I wake up the next morning at 12:58. But hey Craig, thats the afternoon. Fuck You rules! I wake up and go upstairs to shower. I turn on the shower and rust comes out. I grab a towel go outside and ask why the shower is shooting out rust and my paretns tell me they shut off the water for couple hours yesterday so its alrite. I hear in the distance some music so go check if my phone was ringing it was and it was Corrinne. I call her back as she leaving a message and we talk for a while but i tell her i have to go becuase id been in a towel for 25 minutes.

I shower and watcha dvd my uncle matthew made for my cousin brianna since she turned 21. Its all pictures about 2 seconds on the screen for about 15 minutes. A couple of great songs. Its funny becuase 50% is matthew and brianna 25% is brianna and random people and the last 25% is me and her. I guess we were pretty much brother and sister growing up. I remember those times and to see the pictures is priceless. I leave shortly after and go to the apartment. When i get home i notice rob left me a note and his car is in his spot. The note reads words for word:

Hey Im @ West Point visiting Mikey Fleming for the weekend, I saw fucking Johanna from Real World @ bridgewater today…shes so hott…uh i wanted to touch her…just kidding…but not really…and Oh I was just kidding about Johaanna all together…I left a button on the counter… I can never throw out a button cuz I know as soon as I do… sorry i should wrap this up before i start to ramble on ttyl, Randy Savage

What a great message. I take off my pants sit on the couch and watch Harry Potter 2 on Tv. I watch the last half. Luckily its on again and i watch the first half with Simpsons and Family Guy both good. I go online and talk to getch sheri and corrinne for a bit before everyone leaves me. Rob talks about some of the music he listened to on the trip and he begins to play a song. He says if u guess what movie this is from ill kiss you. He says it will take a while till the part ill recognize. Two seconds in i go run around sue Little Big League. Great fucking movie/song. I tell him i have it and he loses it. He had no idea. We play a few scenes from the movie including that one. AMAZING. He goes to bed and i make some mac and cheese and eat it in about 15 minutes. I throw in Dave Chappelle stand up because me and rob talked about it earlier and i begin to blog. Hopey starts talking to me and im prob going to watch the end and then go read the da vinci code on listen to the ipod.

"What the Fuck is juice? I'll have some purple drink." – Dave Chappelle

I wake up Monday around 11:30 and hop right in the shower. I told Getch I was going to call him as soon as I got up but decided I’d give him the extra 20 minutes sleep. I get out and call getch to wake him up. I get on the road and call Brogna to wake him up also. He doesn’t answer so I figure that his phone isn’t working since he has shitty service. I get to Getch’s and Brogna comes along also. We want food and Brogna decides McDonalds. We rock out to Weird Al on the way and when we get there and Danielle Leary is working. Me and her use to be pretty good friends in 8^th grade and its weird to see where things go in life.

We get back to Getch’s house and play Halo. I’m really starting to get good in the game considering I can hold my own against the two. They use to play all the time after school and I just picked it up a couple months ago. Lot’s of fun is had but I have to go baby-sit my cousin from like 5-9. After watching my Scooby Doo I head back to Getch’s and Amanda is there and they all want to head to the apartment. I go with Brogna because I don’t want to have to drive there by myself. Getch goes with Amanda and we go to Wal-Mart before we go to the apartment. I get some turkey and cheese to make sandwiches and we head back. I make some sandwiches and we watch TV till Amanda falls asleep since she’s weak.

Me and the Nick’s play halo some more and we play the mini games. Getch gets sick so we turn on the TV and Dave Attell is on. We watch a few episodes and Brogna has to head back because he’s leaving for school the next morning. I go with since my car is still in Whitman and we say bye to Brogna. Honestly I can’t wait till that fucking kid is back. I drive back to the apartment and get there around 4:30 and fall asleep.

I wake up the next morning, shave, go get my haircut, go to class, hang out for a bit, and head up to Amherst. I’m going to Amherst because Corrinne really wants to go to Greg’s fathers wake and I know it means a lot to her to be there for Greg. I offer and she thinks it’s a good idea since I love hanging out with her.

I get up to Umass around 4:45 and I hang out with Dj Whoo Kid and Magwitch von Stupidhead. Brogna doesn’t say a word while I’m there for almost two hours and I play two fights against Cina. The first fight he chooses a welterweight and I chose a feather (two weight classes below welter) I win almost every round but I get knocked out in the 12^th and lose the fight. The only knockdown of the fight. We fight again this time both as welters and I win in 3 rounds. I’m such a smuck.

Corrinne calls and I head up the hill to meet her for supper. I think it was delicious because it’s my first meal of the day. Corrinne is upset because her roommate is blowing her off for her Boyfriend. They were supposed to go to Old Navy but she didn’t call her and blew her off. I offer to take and she accepts. I hope it takes her mind off what’s going on but it doesn’t really help. I get a pair of flip-flops and Corrinne gets the same and a shirt for her mother.

We get back to her dorm and it’s already 9. Time flies with that girl. She has homework to do so I go outside and shoot hoops. She finishes and I go back in after I try to dunk a few times. I come very close. I now have to shower since I worked up a sweat. I shower with her girlie stuff and I smell like a chick. I would’ve been a sexy chick! We watch Real world and a couple sweet sixteen’s. She’s still really bummed about the situation and I try my best to keep her mind off it. We head to bed at 12:30. Now for the people who know me know that my sleeping schedule is about 4-12 so this is going to be difficult. After tossing and turning a lot I fall asleep sometime in the 3’s.

I wake up at 7:30 for some strange reason and I go move my car so I won’t get ticketed or towed. I move it and get back around 7:50. I crawl back into bed and sleep till 9 when her alarm goes off. Time for class. Now I think her schedule is like class, break, class, lunch, class. But its class, class, lunch, class. Definitely not ready for that. We go to her first class and her friend and she don’t pay attention. I pay attention to the entire class and I find it interesting. At the end there’s a pop quiz. I should’ve taken it and written Bernie Smerkavich. But I don’t and now I feel deathly ill. I tell Corrinne I can’t go to her next class but ill meet her for lunch. I practically run to Southwest, throw up, and then go wake up Brogna. Joe is on his laptop and up. Brogna sets an alarm for his 9 class at 8:30, turns is off sets an alarm for his 11:15 class at 10:45, sleeps through that one. I wake him up with a “look at you, you want to kiss me?” Cina comes into the room and says. Jeez Brogna you’re up early.

I head back up the hill and we get grab and go. I eat pizza which isn’t that good and I feel sick again. We head to her soc-phyc class and I really enjoy it. Interesting stuff that I feel is majority common sense but the teacher makes it very interesting. I can see why Corrinne likes the class. I don’t have any classes like that. We head to go get the car, back to the dorm and head home. The trip takes about 2 hours and we get to the apartment around 5 and I grab black shoes and a dress shirt. I drop her off, get gas, head home take off my pants and search for my black pants. Unfortunately my parents aren’t home and I can’t find any. I drive around to go find them and there walking the dog. I iron my pants and shirt as fast as I can and get half dressed and head back to Corrinne’s.

She’s dressed in nice black pants and for all the girls who read this. Black Pants are the sexiest articles of clothing on a girl. PERIOD. Skirts are close second but Black Pants just win for me. I finish changing and we head to the Wake. Greg seems to be holding up as well as someone can be doing in his situation. We hang out till 8 and I take Corrinne home. She comes up with the brilliant idea of Venus. Now that is a good pizza. We split a BBQ chix and Buffalo chix. Great food. I drop her off at home and I head home to watch Lost.

It’s not on so I kill time till 10 when South Park is on. Towlie is my favorite side character. And the entire episode is him. He’s the only previous artist to show up in the show. It’s an alert at best episode. It makes fun of Opera so it’s enjoyable. After that I head back to Corrinne’s and we go to the apartment. We hang out, watch some tv, enjoying each others company and then head to bed. We wake up, shower, lounge around and head to Braintree because she has to be at South Station by 12. We listen to Jack Johnson because its one of those kind of moods. I drop her off we say our goodbyes and I watch her watch into the train station. I can’t wait for the summer because I really enjoy hanging out with her. She’s one of my best friends and her friendship means the world to me.

I drive home and grab a slush and fuck class. I go to Getch’s and we hang out for a bit. Rich shows up and me and him begin playing Ghost Reacon. I enjoy it a lot and me and Rich work amazing as a team. I feel bad for getch since he basically watches. We eat steak and rice dinner and go right back to playing. Sorry Nick. Brett and Gay R are there and the conversation is just plain retarded. Gay R’s ringtone is goodies by Ciara. Enough said. Chris texts Gay R and ask me if were getting the 555 deal and asks if he can be the pay u tomorrow guy. He’s been living off that one joke for about 4 years now. He said it once to me getch and whoo kid one time when were at Joe’s house. He shows up around 9 and me and rich leave.

I go to Whitman house to watch the OC. Great episode because my favorite character came back. Samaire Armstrong. She is absolutely gorgeous and has an amazing character on the show. I talk to Corrinne throughout the show and after since we’ve been watching it since the beginning. Anna is her favorite character also. I head back to Raynham and I talk to Rich, Nick, and Corrinne some more. I decide I’m going to blog from Monday till Thursday because people are interested. It was probably the best one I’ve written. It was very insightful and asked actually questions but my fucking computer gets timed out and I lose everything. I punch walls, tables, and the computer in my frustration. I decide to go right to bed since I am so pissed.

I wake up on Friday early because I drive my brother to school for baseball. I watch Mike and Mike and give him a ride home from school and go to class. I head back home after and me and Rich meet at Getch’s to go see the Sentinel. HOLSTER YOUR WEAPON! Might be the only reason why we are going to see it. I go in with average expectations and get just that. The most impressive thing of the movie was Eva Longoria or however u spell her last name actually acts pretty well. I decide the next movie I’m going to buy is David Fincher’s The Game. My first Fincher movie and I loved it. I saw it a long time ago and regret not buying it the other day for 7.50. We go back to Getch’s to play more Ghost Reacon. If me and rich had more time we could’ve beaten it. We quote random movies the entire time since rich brought his fake gun. My personal favorite is “You LIE! You’re a FUCKING LIAR. SHUT UP!” Rich leaves and I watch Getch play some MLB 2K6. He always talks about playing but has yet to play a game and I get to see his first game experience. I throw a couple pitches and I like it. I go home and fall asleep fairly early since I’ve been deathly sick.

I wake up at 11 and I still feel sick. I kind of just lounge around till 12 when Jumanji is on. I stayed in Whitman last night because I didn’t feel like driving home the previous night. I watch the movie and then head to Getch’s to watch the rest. I bring my laptop because he wants to do some work on it. Me and Brett play some Reacon and it just isn’t the same. Getch speeds up my computer (Thank Goodness) and I play some MLB 2K6 with Brett and then I go baby-sit my cousin. We play Ice Age 2 and watch Scooby Doo and I put him to bed. I then go downstairs and watch NASCAR while looking at hilarious pictures in Getch’s blog. Everyone should check them out. I begin to blog but not before I talk to Nick, Rich, Corrinne and Chrissy. This blog is 2,148 words long even with this sentence I’m typing write now and everything I leave after this. Three full pages on word. I hope you all appreciate this.

http://www.gorillamask.net/seven.shtml

seven reenactment by dolls. Brad Pitt might have the best two lines back to back.

Seven

“What’s in the Fucking Box?”

“You Lie! You’re a Fucking Liar! SHUTUP!”

I wake up to the sound of Matisyahu. It's Corrinne calling. She wishes me a Happy Easter and such and reconfirming our plans for later. What a great way to start the day. I get up change my away message and pass out. I get a text from rich around 1:50. Time to wake up. No more than 5 minutes later Corrinne calls me. Greg's father has died. I now feel awful. Although i didnt know him my thoughts and prayers go out to Greg and his mother.  I dont know what to say. It's a terrible thought death. Luckily in my family only my grandfather has died. The oldest one in the family. Death isn't a familiar feeling in my life thank goodness. Once again my thoughts and prayers go out to the Ford's.

I spend the next the hour showering and then heading into whitman to go for Easter lunch. My whole family eats ham i eat a cheeseburger. Im not much of a ham guy. But the cheeseburger was crap. No nascar on this week so I go out to play with my cousin. His mother bought this big blue ball and i kick it around with him for a bit. Sometimes at his head to watch him fall. Hilarious. The time seems to fly and Corrinne calls to ask if I want to come over. I leave my family and head to Corrinne's. Her whole family is there and we head upstairs and i give her a big hug since I know she is very upset for greg and his mother. We talk about going to the wake and im going to go up to umass on tuesday, stay over night, shes going to classes on wednesday and then were leaving straight fromt there to head home. I know how much she wants to be there. 

Around 6:40 we leave to go see Ice Age 2 at EB. The movie is great because i love all the voices. The story isnt as sad as the first one and not as good but a good sequel. I personally was laughing so hard at the end i was almost in tears from the last lines of dialogue. O did i mention that there were 5 other people in the theatre. HA. What a movie theatre. And they are hiring also. Possible i could go for it but ill find out next week. We go to cumbies to get slurpies. NO friggen blue so i settle for coke and her watermelon. We head back to the apartment to watch what i think is going to be family guy but she gets the remote and we watch degrassi. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes are on so i enjoy some of it. O Canadian Mellow drama.

Me and her hang out for a while. We talk alot about our families and other events that happen throughout the day. Time flies when we talk and it jumps from 10 to 11 in what seems like 10 minutes. I guess thats a good and a bad thing. Its good cuase we have so much fun together, its bad becuase the time seems to disapear. She leaves tommorow morning but ill see her tuesday so that will be a lot of fun. I (unfortunetly) drive her home and while driving getch ims about gregs father. I drop off corrinne and head to getch's since i know hes still up.

We chat about things and how eachs others Easters were. Funny Story while we there he starts chewing ona pen cap. Without noticing he starts looking for the pencap everywhere. Now im just kinda talking and then i notice hes looking for something. I see he has a pen in his hang and i kinda go out on a limb by saying. "the pen cap is in ur mouth". He looks at me with depression in his eyes and i burst into laughter. Probably the funniest moment of the day and he told me not to write about it..HAHA sucker. We plan to hang out tommorow with Brogna since he isnt leaving for school till tuesday. I head home and leave brogna a message.

I get in, do some laundry, talk to getch corrinne and rich, and begin to blog. Ill probably just watch some tv and fall asleep sin ce im getting up at 1130 and calling getch and brogna so they dont sleep away the whole day. I hope everyone enjoyed this ridiculous excuse for a holiday. A bunny that hides eggs. What pothead thought up that idea. Im done venting its 2 goodnight

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car." – www.orsm.net

After I blog on Thursday I watch Leno, Conan, Daly, and then a repeat of Leno when Rob calls me. He went to the club and is now lost with Kevin on the way home. He has no idea where he is so I have him name a street and he thinks he’s in Natick. I find him through mapquest and he’s in Natick. Some how I manage to get him to a 24-7 CVS. Unfortunately for them they are also almost out of gas. They call Triple A and the guy says he will be there at like 3:15. Since I know exactly where they are I decide instead of trying to get them home by telling them I’m going to drive there and have them follow me home. They are about 24 miles off track where there suppose to be and 44 miles away from home.

At 3:30 I arrive in Natick and have the two follow me home quite the hilarious story if you ask me. We get back around 4:30 and watch some Nick Arcade. Amazing show. I always try to watch it if I’m still up at 4. After that we watch Dave Attell on demand stand up. The man is a comic genius. Rob goes to bed and Kevin falls asleep and I go to bed because I’m driving getch home from school tomorrow and I have to get up at 11. What a night.

I wake up at 11 and I shower and then go to get Getch. I grab Getch and head back to his house. Me and him hang out for a while and go to get BK. AMAZING. We get back and I play Fight Night Round 3 against Brett. I beat him while he’s Ali a heavyweight and I’m Morales a featherweight. The heaviest against the lightest and I guaranteed victory. It took 10 rounds but they called the fight because his right eye basically fell off. I didn’t knock him down once and he only knocked me down once but it might be one of my greatest victories of all time.
Brian Smith calls and he comes over while me and Brett are playing NHL 06 I win decisively and then me and him start playing Halo 2 one on one. I don’t remember what really happened but I think we split.

Meanwhile Getch, Bri, and me talk and then Bri leaves to go play wiffleball. By this time my mother calls and I go home for a bit. I eat dinner then go to Corrinne’s since she’s home also. It’s really great to see her we hang out till 7 and I head back to Nick’s cause she’s hanging out with MB. I get back to Getch’s and Brogna is there. Great Friggen’ day. Amanda comes and we head to Bryan Ballards. Lots of Bryans. We get there and he brought a friend home from school since her parents are in Washington DC and she lives 17 minutes from the Canada border in NY. Any ways her name is Katie and she’s very nice. We all hang out watching….I cant remember but Ballard has the controller and it’s obviously going to be a piece of shit show. Rich, Meg, and Glennon all show up and we watch the Socks game. Me Brogna and Amanda go to get some Wendys since I’m friggen starving.

We get back enjoy the food and then hang out. Sheri, Kelly, Alaina, and Chrissy all finally show up at 10:30 after painting Easter eggs. So after making fun of them for about 30 minutes we all hang out and basically just talk. Getch does some Yoga. We watch LOTR you know the normal thing. At 1 it’s finally time to leave and we bid or goodbyes. I get home around 1:30 and Rob has his friends over. They eventually leave and me and Rob watch Van Wilder and then go to bed. Me and Corrinne make plans for Saturday and she’s going to be in Raynham so its easy to get her.

I sleep till 2 because the fucking kids are playing street hockey outside my window until I tell them. “Go fucking play somewhere else”. Rich texts me and I get up. No more than 2 minutes later Corrine calls. I clean the house and watch Hook and shower. What a crappy movie. She calls at like 3:30 and I head over to get her. It’s her niece’s birthday so I get to see her entire family.

Her family is all amazing and unique it’s like a homemade sit-com. I chat with some of her family that I don’t see and then we head to the apartment. We hang out for a while and just relax until dinner. We go to Wal-Mart and get chicken, bread, rice pilaf, and corn. She starts to cook and she needs margarine. So I go back to Wal-Mart and it takes 20 fucking minutes to get through checkout. I get back she finishes cooking and she cooks an amazing meal. I defiantly miss that while she’s in college. We go to watch some TV and end up watching CSI Miami (crap) and then 48 hours or something which has nothing to do with its title. After that I take her home and we plan on going to see Ice Age 2. I cannot wait. I head by Getch’s house because I want to say bye to Bryan and Katie. I get there and there playing Halo. I can’t fucking help myself. After a few rounds we head our separate ways and I find out that Brogna isn’t leaving till Tuesday. Monday is going to be awesome. I get home and talk to Getch for a bit and then being to blog. I grab Rob’s laptop and put on the Stewie Griffin Untold Story while I blog. It takes me an hour.

“They changed my traffic signs, to a brighter yellow.” – Jason Mraz

I drive into Abington to go babysit my cousin. Sucks for traffic so i take the back roads to get to 104. 104 is stacked so i get on the Highway to go to 106. What a mess. On the bright side i get a couple double cheeseburgers from mcdonalods for babysitting. Christian is fairly easy and i watch this scooby doo movie that has Mario Lopez and TITO from rocket power in it. I love scooby scooby doo. My aunt comes home and i head to Whitman becuase i will not have enough time to get to Raynham to watch the OC.

The oc might have been one of the saddest and best episodes. Was a really great episode but no one who reads this gives a shit. Bite me. I get a shirt from my brother thats amazing, for my birthday. Its the BK logo and instead of say Burger King in the middle of the sandwich it says poker king. Awesome my mother gives me food and clothes and i head back to the apartment to hang out with rob. 

Rob isnt here and i notice coyles sweatshirt so i assume they went to Wallmart. After a while i call them and i hear loud music. They went to a club. Gonna be a long night. I talk to getch and i find out Barry Bonds might be going to jail for perjury. I hate the guy for being the biggest asshole in the league. Steroids or no Steroids i still hate him. I Notice theres part 8 to my jason mewes story. It might be the best one yet and i talk to getch about that and how im getting him tommomrw from school at 11:52. I set my alarm so i dont foget. I decide im gonna blog early becuase im gonna take all my songs off the ipod and then put them back on. And then break my computer to get a new one. SHIBBY!

"You know the quick drop at video stores. You know what i like to do? I like to stick my penis in ther, and then look at the help and ask have you seen this does this look good?. Ohh It's due back Tuesday?" – Zach Galifianakis

I wake up around 1030 and want to play basketball. I go outside and its absolutly amazing out. Im a little sore but its beautiful out. I put on bball shoes that i havent worn since junior  year. I miss sports. I shoot around for about 30 minutes uninterupted then 6 little kids come out of no where and just start shooting with me. There prob like 8 years old down to 6. Something isnt adding up. All these kids should be in school but there obviosuly not. They ask to play me so its a 6 on one. Game to seven. Lets just say someone had a goose egg. I tell them i have to leave so that way i can go. Personally they might have knifes. One tells me Next time well kick ur scrawny ass. I then proceed by ripping off his head and shitting inside his neck. (Last sentence was not true, i wish tho).

I go to class and then head to getchs house. We watch house and its an alrite show. I dont really like it but it was good episode. Amanda comes over and then i beat brett in 1 V 1 halo. In the hallways level i only beat him by like 7. Yesterday it was 9. Bretts getting better. Im starving and ask if people want to go to eat. Amanda hasnt eaten yet and getch wants in. We go to Jamies or TJS pub whatever the hell it is. I get chicken parm and i give it a 4 good chicken not good sauce. 

We head back to getchs and they watch me destroy some fight night 3. We decide to watch a movie but take forever to choose. Nick decides pi and amanda sleeps and leaves in the middle. PI AMAZING. I cant wait to buy it. I head home to catch south park i get home at lik 10:07 so i miss the first two minutes the episode was yet again amazing. Keving and Perry are here and of course thos etwo idiots bring maryjane. House smells but not that bad. They leave and i chat online with people for a bit. I watch Dailey show with rob while talking about PI and inside man. We watch Leno and i start to blog in the middle of it. 

Brogna is online so i talk to him for a bit. Not a lot is accomplished since he likes to quote movies instead of talk. But eh i love it. Corrinne calls and i talk to her for a bit while rob watches conan. Im prob going to watch a movie or read the da vinci code before going to bed. One more day till people come home. Gonna be sweet.

"I also dream that the spanish channel makes english subtitles someday… So i can figure out what im laughing at" – Zach Galifianakis

Did i mention it was a beautiful day. I get to getchells and we watch a little sox and then something but i cant remember becuase i cant remember things anymore till after i finish my blog. We go to Venus with Brett and it was amazing. Always good food for cheap. I take some home for later cause its going to be like my lunch and dinner. Ya its 630 when i eat it. Dont judge me. We go back and halo is up amazing. I lose cuase i dont know the fucking levels by heart. That piece of shit getchell. Around 840 i head home.

I get home and call my mother to check in. I hang around watch mtv and work out. I work out hard and build up a good dude sweat. I shower come out and talk to like 8 billion people at once while trying to blog. Alrite getch rich and tom lol i love to exagerate everything. Took me a while to spell out that one and i think i spelt it wrong. Cest La Vie. Im wearing a zip up sweatshirt unzipped with no shirt. I feel like a wrestler. Im pretty tired so im going to watch conan and then head to bed. I hope the rest of the week is as beautiful as it was today.

                                                                    
"I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's ok to say, 'I have diarrhea,' is when you're playing Scrabble……. because it's worth a shitload of points." – Zach Galifianakis

I enjoy Super Troopers again on tv and then watch the simpsons. At 8 i watch deal or no deal. The people are pretty good and make out with some good bank. Ya i dont know what im talking about. After that i watch a little bit of two and half men and something else. It happened less than three ago yet i cant remember. Family Guy. I literally rememberd that during the last sentence. I watch wrestling in between everything from 9-11. Ya thanks MIKE SHEEHAN for getting me hooked to the shitty story lines and crappy acting but I Love It. That and LITAS tits and for everyone who doesnt know what im talking about u should watch one episode to find out what im talking about.

At 11 Ace Ventura 2 is on and I watch the first 30 minutes and then watch the wild n out with charlie murphy. Prob the best one if not the second best to Wayne Brady. Lenos got a shitty lineup tonight but i got to watch headlines. I love headlines and Jay walking both amazing skits. Conan is a repeat but it has Mick Foley so ill prob watch. After that ill check to see what else is on tv and then try to head to bed before 2. Im almost on a normal sleep schedule again.

Super Troopers

Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? – Farva

I shower and then sit down and watch the simpsons. The newer episodes are pretty crappy but i could honestly watch the older ones all day. Between the simpsons and family guy i check the torrents online. Nothing im really interested in. Family guy was a riot. Although im a die hard south park fan i still enjoy the family guy one joke over and over again. After Family guy i watch Super Troopers on comedy central. It might be the funniest movie i dont own. So i decide im going to buy it. By now its a 11 and i play a level of halo legendary. I destroy the level without dieing but its not really that fun any more unless i have someone to play with. I've played that game so much. I think im starting to get good at it. Ill find out when Brogna comes home this weekend.

All of a sudden its 12 and i hav no idea what ive done with all my time. I talk to getch, chrissy, rich, and sheri. This weekend will be fun but the summer will be even better.  I decide im going to blog tommorow since I'm actually pretty tired. Around 1 i crawl into bed and watch some of my comedy central presents. I watch Brian Reagan (5 stars,  Patrice O' Neal (4 Stars), and Jeremy Hotz (4.5 if i could but 5 stars). All these men are hilarious. I finally fall asleep around 230 which isnt bad considering ive been use to 5. I set a last minute alarm for 1145 hoping ill get up before then.

The snooze for my last minute alarm goes off. Somehow i manged to turn off my last minute alarm without waking up. No blog in the morning. I run out the door and go to class. My last class is cancelled again so i come home shower and then begin to blog. My its a beautiful day. 

                
"Christ, I'm an ugly man. Oh, ive noticed. I wake up in the morning look at the mirror and go…Fuck." – Jeremy Hotz

Instead of watching Spies like us i watch X3. I bang my face on my book rack and get an egg fall asleep at 430. Wake up at 2 head to getchs. Hang out there and i go to babysit. Babysitting sucks but hen go back to getchs with amanda. Hang out and then decide to hang out wednesday. Head home watch jay and silent bob strike back. cant sleep so i watch die another day. go to bed at 530 wake up at 1030 to attempt to get normal sleep tonight. i try to blog but get timed out and lose everything luckily i wasnt that far. do nothing and then fall asleep. corrinne calls to cuase shes sick and has the pink eye. poor girl. feel better soon.  I begin to blog while watching nascar and as im looking up the quote to give it imdb credit ends up getting timed again and i lose FUCKING EVERYTHING. extremly pissed off i beat the shit out of my laptop and type this up. Fuck u laptop. Fuck  u blog. this sucks u have no idea how pissed i am.

You got to take a shit? No you got to take a salad? – Jason Mewes 

After i finish watching the movie its around 5ish now and i head to bed becuase i need to get up earlier than normal write out thank yous for my birthday, bring them to whitman, and then go to school and i start thinking. I could just go leave for whitman at 6 and that way i could get some breakfast and in the meatime get me on a right sleeping schedule. I watch the 5 AM sportcenter while doing my thanks yous and head into whitman at 6. So after i head in my mothers give me some food for the road and my cash from my birthday. The only thing ive really boughten was the ipod thing for my car so i think what can i by. I head to walmart.

7:45.

I arive at walmart and the place is pretty dead. The most dead I've ever seen a walmart. I head straight to the electronics and figure maybe i can find a couple of movies. I look at the movies and theres so many i want. Crash, Capote, A History of Violence. I cant decide and then i remember DJ WHOO kid told me he bough his two speaker set with sub at walmart i go searching and find it for 25 bucks. SHIBBY. I buy that and head on home to raynham.

8:52

I arrive home and try out my speakers they are amazing and i play everything at full blast. I set them up in my room so now my room is almost perfect. I still dont get great internet connection but its enough to sit online and talk to people and maybe look at a website or two. I sit down and try to determine what to do watch. NO real movie is standing out but then Office Space catches my eyes. Iv'e been in the mood for comedy/dramas with great dialogue so i think this is good fit. I watch the movie and then shower.

11:30

I go to Bridgewater to go to classes. I've now been up for over 24 hours. (doesnt this feel like 24 all i need is that annoying fucking beeping things between commercials)

4:03

Classes suck but its the weekend and i plan on doing nothing. I am so exhausted now i have to lay down. I lay down in bed and set an alarm for 7 so i wont get on an even weirder sleep schedule.

4:44

I hear the door shutting and its rob leaving. I go out in the living room and see the check for this month rent. I have mine in my pockets so i quickly grab them all and go pay before the lady has a shitfit. (already sent a letter). I give the money and sit down and decide to watch some episodes that rob has downloaded of family guy from the the new season. I watch two and during the third one i cook the pizza i bought yesterday and watch the final one.

7:30

I've recently been watching the simpsons again so i watch the episode and head into my room becuase i feel like taking a shower, blogging and then headin to bed, yes bed at like 9 on a friday.

9:27

I shower, play some music through itunes and talk to Hopey. I decide that im going to watch a movie before going to bed and i hope he can help me decide. I still havent finished blogging but im about to since i cant think of anything else. I go over to the movie rack and decide on Spies Like Us. Maybe one of the funniest scenes in a movie when they take this test. Absolute riot.

"Ya, I don't think i could do that, I don't think i could have sex with a bunch of guys watching." – Nick Brogna, talking about the duke lacrosse team sex scandel

I come home exhausted from school and decide to shower, again. It feels good and basically i spend the next couple hours online searching through torrents and imdb about dogma. I apply for a job at the home depot becuase the only time i talk to my parents they bitch about a job so im going to get one and then never talk to them again. Enough Said. I watch the Simpsons, dick around on the internet and then watch the oc. Ya i know the oc craig ur gay. Fuck you i dont have anything better to do with my time from 9-10 on a thursday so sit on it and rotate. The oc was good and brings back a lot of high school memories since the "kids" in the show just recieve there college aceptance letters. I sit around and listen to itunes and play some snood till late night.

Before late night i watch a little family guy and continue to watch it during commercials. Late night tv sucked terrible tonight no one i wanted to see except for paul newman. And he ate dog food. Enough said. I watch in between commercials Andy Milinokis and Wonder Showzen which is the most disturbing show on tv. Funny, but disturbingly wrong at points. I give up on Late night TV and put on Happy gilmore in the background and begine to blog. I havent decided what to watch for a movie tonight but it will probably be oceans 11. Im in a Brad Pitt Matt Damon mood and since i watched fight club this weekend i figured watch oceans 11. Great movie but EWWWW and all u people who know what im talking about are probably either throwing up or laughing there asses off. Screw 3 6 mafia.

       
       
Dogma

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. – Matt Damon

I don't really like to talk about school since it sucks but i only have 29 days till the last DAY of school. Awesome. I go home and beat the rest of Halo 2 while converting my Dane Cook torrents to ipod size video. I got the uncut version of Dane Cooks comedy central presents. Its in hour long instead of just 20 minutes and it was pretty money. I watch that video after i beat halo 2. Amazing game terrible story lin. Absolutly retarted story. I dont whats going to happen with halo 3 becuase i dont have xbox 360. A problem to be solved later.

I do nothing till dinner and before i eat i shower. I make myself pasta and try to play halo 1 on heroic. Too much Halo for one day so i eat and just sit around till tv tonight. Kathleen. thats right Kathleen randomly shows up. Havent seen her since January. But i watch Amazing race and then Lost. Lost might have been the best one ever but i hope they answer question becuase now theres so many im just forgetting about them. I watch South Park and yet again the boys seem to do it. Great episode i recommend all the people that read this (getch, jstak42, brogna) to watch it soon.

I Watch Leno and Conan both were alright but im loyal so i watch. I have mix feelings about the benchwarmers. I know its going to be stupid but i like stupid so i might see it. I shuffle the itunes and start to blog while talking to Rich.

(drink a bottle of windex)

"What? It keeps me from streaking" – The Amazing Johnathan

I wake up to the sound of my brother slamming the door shut and running out of the house. It's seven and im asleep downstairs on my familys couch. I had fallen asleep at around 3 and i was up at 7, something was seriously wrong. The scary thing is i couldnt fall back asleep. 8 rolls around and i head into my old room to watch tv and try to fall asleep and end up watching Mike and Mike on ESPN2 and it might be my new favorite ESPN based show. Too bad that i never plan on being up before 10 again. I try to fall back asleep but its useless so i get up and go to class. 

After Class i head back to the apartment and during my whole being up at 7 for my class at 1230 i decide im going to start blogging again. Setting up the blog was simple enough and i set up an rss feed so that way u can know whatever song im playing on my itunes (thanks to getch). So leave some comments to know that all my time is wasted. But heaven forbids that i waste time. I waste the rest of my day playing halo 2. Good game, terrible story line, and yes i like duel weiling, deal with it. I read some more about jason mewes on www.silentbobspeaks.com. Its a very touching story about how drugs really couldve screwed up some of my favorites movies of all time. I talk  to DJ whoo Kid and i show him the Zlatan versus Ronaldo video. He's blown away and watches it 21 times in 30 minutes pretty impressive.

I watch no tv till like 930 and i see the sox are already losing big. So I watch the finale of the girls national basketball championship gam, if any one really cares Maryland won after being down 13. I download a couple dane cook torrents but one of them just doesnt want to go on my ipod. So im going to have to download it again. Cest La Vie. Im now completly addicted to late night tv so i watch leno. Jennifer anniston is on and they show a clip of vince vaughns first time on leno. He comes out in a cow costume. Priceless. I start to blog after that. Ill prob watch some stand up after conan and fall asleep. 

"Hookers Don't Like to Snuggle" – Zach Galifianakis